Scooby Snack bribes for the TC39 Gang

Issue #83.January 17, 2022.2 Minute read.

This week, we’ve got a new way to make static sites, Scooby Snack bribes for the TC39 Gang, and the Great Western Schism of 1378 — Web Dev Edition. Welcome to #83.

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The only way to get the lean, sculpted site that you want is to BRING IT.

Eleventy wants you to stop using so much JavaScript

Eleventy just released v1 of its simpler static site generator — and by “simpler” they mean “way less freaking JavaScript.”

Quick Review: Eleventy came onto the scene in early 2018 as a JavaScript alternative to Jekyll (missed opportunity to name it “Mr Hyde” tbh). It got a lot of hype because of how it helped you quickly spin up a static site (like Gatsby and other JavaScript SSG’s), but shipped zero client-side JS by default (very much unlike Gatsby and other JavaScript SSG’s).

But when the web needed it most, it vanished.

Ok not really, but it seemed like we were hearing less and less about Eleventy until v1.0 came out last week (4 years after its initial release). Websites haven’t exactly used less JavaScript since 2018, so let’s dive a little deeper into what makes Eleventy unique:

  • Not a framework — It uses JavaScript in Node.js to transform templates into content, but it ships zero client-side JavaScript unless you add a custom <script> tag yourself. This will almost always give it a performance edge over traditional JS frameworks, but of course there are lots of tradeoffs to consider.

  • BYO-Templating-Engine — Like Tony “P90X” Horton, Eleventy is surprisingly flexible. It supports HTML, Markdown, Liquid, Nunjucks, Handlebars, and a lot more templating engines. You can even mix and match them if you’re slightly sadistic into that sort of thing (we won’t judge).

  • Works great with data — Lots of folks really like how you can easily use front matter and external data files to inject content into templates.

Bottom Line: “But how is this different than Astro?” Well, I can think of about 7 million differences off the top of my head.

But besides that, the TLDR is that Astro uses an Islands Architecture approach to give you on-demand JavaScript components if/when you need them. You get more functionality and flexibility, but will probably be required to use a little more JavaScript. 💫Tradeoffs.

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The TC39 Gang is off to solve the mystery of the… RegExp Match Indices?

What’s new, ES2022?

Nothing particularly groundbreaking is coming to JavaScript this year (shocker), but there are four new features worth keeping your eye on — if for no other reason than to get that warm-and-fuzzy feeling of unearned superiority over your co-workers. As usual, we’ve got you covered on that front.

The first announcement in ES2022 is that EcmaScript is raising an $8M seed round to “help us build better primitives for the web”. Next, the features.

Class Fields — This makes it possible to declare class properties and methods right on the class, without having to use the constructor. React class component devs are laughing, since they’ve been using this feature for years with Babel. But it’s nice to have it built right into JavaScript itself.

// Before
class MyComponent extends React.Component {
  constructor(props) {
    this.state = { count: props.initialCount };
    this.increment = this.increment.bind(this);
  increment() {
    this.setState({ count: this.state.count + 1 });

// ES2022
class MyComponent extends React.Component {
  state = { count: this.props.initialCount };
  increment = () => {
    this.setState({ count: this.state.count + 1 });

This proposal also includes private class fields, denoted with a # prefix, which can only be accessed inside the class instance. #cantTouchThis

RegExp Match Indices — Matching a RegExp to a string with .exec will already tell you where the match starts, but more advanced RegExps include capture groups, which make matches within the match, Russian Doll style. This proposal invents a new flag ”d” which you can put at the end of the RegExp to get the start and end indices of the capture groups.

const regex = /a+(?<Z>z)?/d;
const text = "xaaaz";
const match = regex.exec(text);
match.indices[0][0] === 1;
match.indices[0][1] === 5;

Top-level await — Until now, you could only use the await keyword in an async function. With this feature, you can use await at the top-level of a program,. This is especially handy when writing scripts to perform asynchronous operations, instead of using an IIFE.

// Before
(async () => {
  const result = await doAsync();

// ES2022
const result = await doAsync();

.at() — Python devs can finally stop making fun of us! (But no guaranteees we’ll stop making fun of them.) The .at() method on arrays lets us get the value at a specific index, including negative indices. And that’s the magic — a negative index returns a value from the end of the array. This makes it much easier to grab the last item of an array.

// Before
const last = arr[arr.length - 1];

// ES2022
const last =;

Bottom Line: These are all great, but the real question is — how many Scooby Snacks will it take to bribe the Committee to finally add Pattern Matching to the spec? (That wasn’t intended to be a drug reference, but at this point I’ll get them whatever they want.)


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